Stop the presses!

Govenor of Louisianna, Bobby Jindal, the “Curry Kid” of Baton Rouge and apparent future Presidential candidate has released his birth certificate without even being asked!

Way to hit it out of the park, Bobby! You have a bright future ahead of you!

Interestingly, it seems that Bobby’s mother was 3 months pregnant with Bobby when she came to the US to study at Louisianna State University, making me wonder if, in the name of consistency, all the FOX news commentators who go on about people of other ethnicities coming to the US to drop their ‘Anchor Babies’ to get free citizenship for their kids will apply the same term to Jindal… or is an ‘Anchor Baby’ only an ‘Anchor Baby’ if he or she grows up to vote Democrat?

As far as doubts about Jindal’s citizenship, I am glad he laid them to rest early. (sarcasm)Too bad he’s a radical Muslim who wants to enforce Sharia law in the US!(/sarcasm)


  1. kelvingreen says:

    It astounds me that this is what passes for politics in some places. Those politicians who are actually trying to do their jobs — few and far between, perhaps — must despair at this kind of rubbish.

  2. baronzemo says:

    Who cares about birth certificates? We have a government that is spending money like a 16 year old girl with a new credit card who just got dropped off at the mall!!

    I think that MOST in Wash. they just dont get it!

  3. The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
    H. L. Mencken

    What do you think politics would be like if they could menace us with actual hobgoblins?

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