MONSTER BRAINS (and why I have monsters on the brain)Posted: January 25, 2011 Filed under: monsters, philosophy 2 Comments
D&D with Pornstars question & answersPosted: January 24, 2011 Filed under: misc, philosophy 5 Comments
I was reading the responses to a question by Zak, the author of “playing D&D with porn stars.” He asked for straight females and gay or bi males to respond with answers to the question, “From your viewpoint, what constitutes a sexually attractive male?” (I’ve probably mangled the question, but that is the gist of it).
Share the LovePosted: January 23, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 3 Comments
J. Smith of the ‘Underdark Gazette’ posted a list earlier of all sorts of new stuff (some for sale, some for free download) that may be of interest to those on the OSR scene:
The Underdark Gazette (News for Sunday the 23rd)
Of particular interest to me is the “Realms of Crawling Chaos” book by Daniel Proctor and Michael Curtis from Goblinoid Games. It has cool cover art by Sean Aaberg!
LOVE LISTPosted: January 22, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 8 Comments
My ‘Hate List’ posting has proven to be the most responded to posting ever on my blog, which has done wonders for my fragile self esteem. Rest assured, oh gentle reader, the pessimist in me believes that tommorow my posts will receive the usual average of 0-1 responses so I may as well ride the wave while it is here.
However, I was told that because I had presented a ‘hate’ list, I had to present a ‘love’ list. In the spirit of love, I give you a rainbow and unicorn (at right) instead of the drawing of G. G. Allin. Please enjoy responsibly.
LOVE LIST (in no particular order):
- People who are interested in the world, fired up with creative energy and engaged with their lives as opposed to the cynical narcissists who seem to dominate in so many environments.
- Interesting and unconventional thinkers who aren’t reactionaries.
- History (both the good and the bad)
- Good books
- Making shit up
- Good things to eat and drink
- Being alone at least 1/2 of the time
- The way animals travel… fuck it, animals and plants make me happy.
HATE LISTPosted: January 21, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 24 Comments
- People who ‘speak’ Marketing and refer to ordinary transactions as an ‘experience.’ On the radio this morning I heard some wonk calling the process of someone downloading a coupon an ‘experience.’ Listen, you assholes: You should only call something an experience if it radically changes your life. Sorry, but saving 25 cents on Jimmy Dean sausages probably does not qualify. Having a heart attack from eating too many Jimmy Dean’s sausages? Qualifies.
- Politicians who are about to vote down the Obama health care law ‘because it’s unfair to ask the taxpayer to pay for other people’s health care‘ or ‘because it’s socialism!‘ ought to have the courage of their own convictions to voluntarily drop out of their cushy government health care and start paying for it or doing without.
- Anyone who listens to Limbaugh and claims to have an IQ over 80 should be retested.
- If you consider yourself ‘pro-life’ but currently support slashing social programs and dismantling the US Department of Education, you are an incredible asshole.
"But your character wouldn’t know about that!"Posted: January 20, 2011 Filed under: Dragonsfoot, Dungeons and Dragons, philosophy, rules 2 Comments
Bochi, over on Dragonsfoot, posed a pretty simple (but thought provoking) question about whether or not players should be allowed to peruse books like the DMG and the Monster Manual. This opens up the whole, “player knowledge” versus “character knowledge” debate.
That said, I find it fun (and refreshing) to play with people who don’t know the Monster Manual inside and out. I think as a fellow player, the “gee whiz I wonder what will happen next” idealism of new players just introduces more fun and a less jaded energy to the group.
If I were to DM, I would not mind that player characters acted on player knowledge… to expect a seasoned player to sit there and let a rust monster eat his character’s +5 sword just because the character never encountered a rust monster before (but the player HAS) seems the height of folly to me. It’s a game, not a pure simulation. Just like someone playing their 10,000th game of chess is going to have an advantage over a new player who is still asking, “How does the horse one move again?,” so, too, the player who has been playing D&D for years can be expected to have a few advantageous nuggets of wisdom that may help his character in a pinch… then again, players that assume that everything is going to be the same in my campaign as in the one run by their chum in highschool might be dissapointed (I think it’s fair game to introduce variant monsters like a variety of green slime that is vulnerable to cold instead of fire or traps that strike the area that most seasoned players might expect to be safe). If you need a justification, just allow that the new character sat on his grandpappy’s knee every night while that retired adventurer told him about rot grubs, green slime, harpies and gelatinous cubes.
ART FOR SALE (in the near future)Posted: January 19, 2011 Filed under: art, crass commercialism 6 Comments
Below you can see some images I drew over the years for the Goodman Games line of Dungeon Crawl Classics (both 1e and 3e). I’ve got about 100+ of these, published by Goodman and others, that I might like to sell to interested collectors. In the coming months I will try to set up some kind of online marketplace for them.
Note: These will be sold as original art to hang on your wall — not for reproduction.
Buy some of my used shitPosted: January 19, 2011 Filed under: crass commercialism 3 Comments
I need a better digital camera for my art stuff, so I am selling off some books to (hopefully) finance it. I’ll probably be selling more crap; maybe even minis (although that would really hurt).
If it doesn’t sell here and the few other places I have listed it, I’ll probably ebay the rest. Bulk offers welcome — the numbers represent what I think is fair.
Condition: Few things are ‘never used/mint’ (A+). Most of this has been read and is a little shelf worn or may have crinkles in the pages, dings on corners, etc. Some of the d20 hardbacks have a little cover curl (which I think has more to do with the manufacturing than wear and tear).
Sorry for using my blog to shill my useless crap, but, hey, I need the $. No reasonable offer refused. I have a few offers pending on some of the things; if you are interested just email me at sbpoag(at)gmail(dot)com.
Selling the Hackmaster stuff really hurts. I got it in trade for some art for a game company and never got to play it, although I really wanted to. Ah well.
|1||HM 4e PHB||A-||2.00||8.00|
|3||Rappan Athuk Boxed Set||A-||3.03||150.00|
|4||HM 4e Hacklopedia Field Manual||A-||1.05||40.00|
|5||HM 4e Gawds & Demi Gawds||A-||1.00||8.00|
|6||HM 4e Player Record Book||A-||1.00||5.00|
|7||HM 4e Little Keep on the Borderlands||A-||1.00||12.00|
|8||Magic of Faerun||A||1.03||8.00|
|9||Call of Cthulhu d20||B+++||2.08||25.00|
|10||Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil d20||C+++||1.03||15.00|
|11||Fantasy Wargaming by Bruce Galloway||A-||1.00||7.00|
|12||CoC Complete Dreamlands||A||1.00||15.00|
|13||Hackmaster Smackdown the Slavers||A||1.00||10.00|
|14||Blackmoor’ from Zeitgeist Games 2006||A+||2.00||8.00|
|15||3e WOTC DMG||A-||2.00||8.00|
|16||3e WOTC MM||A-||2.00||8.00|
|17||3e WOTC PHB w/ disc!||B+++||2.00||12.00|
|18||3e Forgotten Realms Setting||A||3.00||15.00|
|19||Call of Cthulhu 6th edition||A+||2.00||20.00|
|20||Hackmaster Combat Wheel||A++||1.00||30.00|
|21||Hackmaster Game Master Shield||A++||1.00||12.00|
|22||Hackmaster Annihilate The Giants||B+++||1.00||12.00|
|23||Spellslinger’s guide to Wurld Domination||A||1.00||12.00|
|24||HM 4e PHB||B||2.00||8.00|
|26||HM4e Guide to Slaughtering Foes||A+||1.00||12.00|
|27||HM4e Griftmaster Guide||A+||1.00||12.00|
|28||HM 4e Zealot’s Guide||A+||1.00||12.00|
|29||HM 4eQuest of the Unknown||A||1.00||12.00|
|30||HM4e Game Master Guide||B||2.00||12.00|
|31||HM 4e PHB||A++||2.00||12.00|
Outsider Art: Beautiful LosersPosted: January 16, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 1 Comment
Zombie Preparedness?Posted: January 14, 2011 Filed under: weird, zombies 3 Comments
I’m afraid we are woefully underprepared for any impeding zombie attack. Knowing my interest in undead matters, my S.O. recently forwarded me a link to a blog where someone had done a situation asessment in order to guage their own level of zombie attack preparedness. This, of course, led me to do my own asessment — and I’m afraid I come out woefully unready.
I no longer own any firearms, which is probably a bad thing… but I’m familiar enough with them to know that even a great shot (which I am not) will be unable to hit a zombie in the head with a pistol while running down the street. If I had money to burn (which I don’t), I’d buy an assault rifle/semi-automatic first, and a shotgun second(even a 16 or 20 ga. with a low power field load will make a pumpkin explode like Gallagher, so I’d imagine it would work great on zombies that are 30 feet away). A pistol would be third on my list.
I am, however, well equipped with tools and hand weapons, including a crowbar, baseball bat, various hammers, etc. I think my short handled garden shovel might be a pretty good zombie-fighting tool… you could whack with the flat and I could use a file to give it a blade for decapitation… plus one could always also use it to dig a hole. I also own a chainsaw and even know how to start it.
We live in a single story house with an attached garage and half basement on a dead end street. Unfortunately, there are a lot of windows at ‘zombie crash-through’ height, so unless I had several hours, our house would fill up with the walking dead pretty quickly. The zombie lore I am familiar with is pretty scarce on the utility of dogs in a zombie attack, but we have 2 dogs, one of which is particularly alert and watchful. Most zombie movies have someone getting bitten by a zombie who has, at some point, wandered up behind them, so I’m putting dog ownership in the ‘good’ column. I don’t know if the barking of dogs would attract zombies… a dog was featured in Zack Snyders ‘Dawn of the Dead’ and the zombies in that film showed no interest in it because the zombies only at people… but the Zombie Survival Guide tells a different story.
If I had time, I could probably fortify the house fairly well. I’d probably nail furniture and wood over most of the windows and make the garage our place of ‘last retreat’ where we could use the chainsaw to cut through the roof and retreat to the rooftop and draw the ladder up after us. If I had time, I’d set up a tent on the roof to keep us out of the wind and rain. Although the garage is not the most comfortable place, I would want access to the cars so we could drive through the zombies if we had to (although a Toyota Prius is probably not the best vehicle for plowing through a crowd, it does have a long range on a full tank of gas).
We also are pretty well supplied with food and water. I’d fill the bath tub and the basement utility sink with water for drinking and we could use a bucket in the garage as a toilet. Once the water runs out, we could drink the water from the basement sump (assuming I filter it with my camping water purifier).
We also have a lake in the back yard. If worse came to worse, we could jump into the canoe and paddle out to the middle of the lake. Not the most comfortable place to be, but seeing as the lake is apparently about 80 feet dep at the center, unless the undead can swim we would be safe there.