Shit my Dad says…

Someone's dad

Via shit my dad says:

“Jesus H.  You’re a bright kid but you sure like to wear an asshole’s costume every once in a while.  It means that the future leaders of your country, I say your ’cause I’ll have long decomposed, are gonna be people that have absolutely no experience with actual confrontation.  Thirty years from now the President of the most powerful country in the world is going to be some little shit who sat at his computer and hurled insults three feet away from his mommy’s tit like it was no big deal.  I don’t condone fighting, but when a human being understands that his or her actions might result in a giant fist up his or her ass, he or she learns a thing or two about acting before they speak.  All I’m saying is, I’m glad I’m going to be dead.  Also, happy birthday.  That’s why I called.”


2 Comments on “Shit my Dad says…”

  1. mark says:

    Have the book at home right now. I get a laugh every time I read it.

  2. Damn, so true. On one side I think “yeah, anonymity is a good thing, people can say stuff they wouldn’t dare to because they don’t have to worry about reprisals” but on the other side I think “man, are we just baking a bunch of ass-cakes here?”


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