Goddamn Liars

Part of my work involves testing and trouble-shooting bar code labels.  Every time I print a test label, I get 2 labels on either side of the label that are printed witht the words ‘BLANK LABEL’ in big letters… to which I want to answer, “No, it’s NOT a blank label…”

The world is full of goddamn liars.

4 Comments on “Goddamn Liars”

  1. mwschmeer says:

    That's not a blank label! That' s the name badge of the Québécois super-spy, Blank Lâ Bel!

  2. Kelvin Green says:

    I have a user manual for a bit of really awful software at work. Every so often there's a page with “this page is deliberately left blank” on it. Except it's not blank, is it, because you've just written “this page is deliberately left blank” at the top. Idiots. No wonder your software is rubbish.

  3. Stephan Poag says:

    “Ceci n'est pas une blank label.”

  4. Malcadon says:

    GLaDOS offers my tasty cake!

    After all those nasty deathtraps, I deserve a whole cake! The best damn cake in the world!

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