Limbaugh blames feminists for small dicks
Posted: September 22, 2012 Filed under: bitching, conspiracy, douchebaggery, sexuality, stupidity, weird 10 Comments |
| “My dick was HUGE till she wanted out of the kitchen!” |
I am not making this shit up. According to the internet, Rush was on his radio show, talking about penis size (?), and he brought up a study that was done in Italy that claimed to show that human penises had decreased in average size by about 10% over the last 50 years. The Italian penis measuring people said this was a result of exposure to pollution (Which remind me: I gotta stop dipping my dong into that Rouge River water!).
“I don’t buy this,” Limbaugh said. “I think it’s feminism. I think if it’s tied to the last fifty years, the average size of a member is ten percent smaller…it has to be the feminazis.”
Makes perfect sense to me. Those dick hating Feminazis have probably been sneaking penis shrinking pills into our food… or doping the water supply with anti-viagra… or sprinkling or underpants with magic genital shrinking powder or something. There really is no other logical explanation.
Think old El Rushbo has a major case of Koro.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)
Mr. Limbaugh is an angry little man and I fail to understand why any one listens to him…
OH NO! The evil, dick hating Feminazis have been spiking our beer and water with saltpeter! LOL
Hillary Clinton probably flashed him her junk, and since then, he has felt really inadequate. I dont blame him, as she is hing like a horse!
I only feel sorry for his small dingus, because if hie has really long dong, all he would do (lacking the charisma to be able to use it on anyone else… besides horny gay men) is just suck on it all day, and we would not have to hear from that loud-ass cocksucker.
Rushy, Rushy, Rushy. Always looking to blame someone else for your one inadequacies.
Love the caption, btw.
Or possibly W-I ans WW-II killed a lot of folks with big penis genes thus resulting in a larger opportunity for small penis-ed men to reproduce and spread their small penises. Or maybe the study is almost as full of crap as Limbaugh.
Well, I'm wondering how we are getting our data. Are these penises being measured by professional penis measurers or are the participants filling out forms that ask, “How long is your dick? How long is/was your father's dick? How long is/was your grandfather's dick?” etc. Many of us may not know the size of our ancestor's genitals and would have to resort to the Ouija board to collect such info.
I hope you are all aware that Limbaugh just says these things to see how many media outlets will report it. You know, any press is good press, free advertising. It amazes me how many people actually think he's serious about this stuff.
That's a very logical explanation, much like my “But, Maw, I just read it for the articles,” explanation of the porn she found under my bed when I was 15.
magic genital shrinking powder would be my band name if I had a band.
I'm even more confused as to who is the most loathsome: that fat money-grubbing panderer Rush or the people who listen to him.