Donald Trump birth certificate failure (sort of politics)

It has come to my attention that Donald Trump recently produced his own ‘birth certificate’ in order to dramatize the fact that according to Trump, Persident Obama has “failed” to produce his birth certificate to prove that he is a citizen. Obviously, arguing Obama is not legally capable of being president of the US is just a method of discrediting him without arguing any issues (and, conveniently, attempts to discredit the president for being something ‘other’ than a ‘normal’ American without using the N word… thus the closet racist can have his cake and eat it too). Coincidentally (that ‘coincidentally’ is sarcasm, by the way), the Donald is also throwing his hat into the ring for a run for President in 2012 — although why he would wear a hat when he has such a remarkable head of hair is beyond me.

Trump said, “It’s inconceivable that, after four years of questioning, the president still hasn’t produced his birth certificate. I’m just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why’s he making an issue out of this?”

Unfortunately for ‘The Donald,’ it is actually ‘The Donald’ and the birthers who are ‘making an issue of this.’ We have had a chance to see Obama’s certificate of live birth. You can view a scan of it here. Of course, the batshit crazy will claim that it is a forgery and that anyone who remembers Barry’s birth is a liar, but the birthers didn’t get where they are today by changing their minds once the facts contradict their claims.

Ironically, the ‘certificate of birth’ that Donald Trump produced as evidence of his eligibility for running for president of the US is not considered valid for proving citizenship by birth. The document that ‘The Donald’ released is actually a hospital birth record. Basically, this is a glorified receipt that the hospital issues you for having given birth. In terms of ‘proof of citizenship,’ it apparently means very little. For that, you need a state issued certificate of live birth. Which looks like this one from President Obama.

The Donald should stick to ‘The Apprentice’ and leave politics to the adults.

9 Comments on “Donald Trump birth certificate failure (sort of politics)”

  1. Trolled by Trump. classic

  2. limpey says:

    I hear you, Chris. I feel like this type of stubborn stupidity is not acceptable from anyone.

  3. Bree Yark! says:

    Hmmm, no one thought it was racist when people questioned McCain's eligibility for the presidency because of the circumstances surrounding his birth. In fact, some of those who don't believe Obama is eligible to be president, don't believe McCain is, either. I guess they are just racist against whites AND blacks!

    And Obama hasn't produced his longform birth certificate. If he had, why then did Chris “tingle up my leg” Matthews ask why Obama hasn't just produced his birth certificate yet? I guess Chris Matthews is a closet racist/tea-partier, too, eh?

    Seriously, if there is no problem with the birth certificate, then why not produce it? At this point, it would utterly humiliate his critics. But instead, what we see is that Obama has spent more than a million dollars fighting it in court so he doesn't have to produce his birth certificate. Why?

    Common sense says that where there's smoke, there's fire. I believe he was born in Hawaii. I suspect it is as simple as something being embarrassing on it – perhaps his original name was Barry Dunham, or the father was listed as unknown.

    But while we're at it, I want to know what Obama's GPA was. We keep hearing about how brilliant he is, so let's see the grades! People talk about how dumb G W Bush is, even though his GPA was actually HIGHER than Kerry's! Was G W Bush's grades higher than Obama's? We'll never know, because Obama ain't tellin'!

  4. limpey says:

    If I keep calling you a reptilian humanoid shape shifter and you keep denying it, does that make you 'guilty of a coverup'?

  5. Bree Yark! says:

    Hey, let's call a truce.

    Obama can show us his birth certificate, and Trump can show us what's under that comb-over. Deal?

  6. ClawCarver says:

    President Trump? *shudder*

  7. sirlarkins says:

    “Why’s he making an issue out of this?”

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ah, sometimes political rhetoric really cracks me up.

  8. Cygnus says:

    Trump subsequently released his official NYC birth certificate, too, but for some strange reason the media isn't picking up on that:

  9. Malcadon says:

    Yet, we still have no found the birth certificate that proves George Washington was born an American citizen!

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