Are those francs sticking out of his right pocket? That dude's got it all!
Brilliant, I want a pair.
It's a slippery slope that eventually leads to penis gourds. No, you are not cleared to know how I know.
I must admit no matter how well endowed the wearer is, in cold weather there's going to be some loose material.
What's so bad about penis gourds?
They are like speedos (with out the “speed”); Not everyone has the body for them.
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Are those francs sticking out of his right pocket? That dude's got it all!
Brilliant, I want a pair.
It's a slippery slope that eventually leads to penis gourds. No, you are not cleared to know how I know.
I must admit no matter how well endowed the wearer is, in cold weather there's going to be some loose material.
What's so bad about penis gourds?
They are like speedos (with out the “speed”); Not everyone has the body for them.