I read it on the Internet so it must be true…

I was surprised to learn recently that I am now a Nazi. Don’t take my word for it; the proof is presented by that scholar of the Interwebs, Faserip in his Flikr account:

Faserip notes the nail in the coffin from film critic Roger Ebert:

“‘Fight Club’ is the most frankly and cheerfully fascist big-star movie since ‘Death Wish,’ a celebration of violence in which the heroes write themselves a license to drink, smoke, screw and beat one another up.”— Roger Ebert

Well, Faserip said that Roger Ebert said that Tyler Durden said that Brad Pitt said that Edward Norton said that since I watched the movie ‘Fight Club,’ I was a fascist. Seems like an open and shut case, really. Now all Faserip needs is a TV studio with puppets hanging from the ceiling and a chalk board on which he can draw lines and circles all over my name and George Soros and swastikas and Angelina Jolie and Bohemian Grove and we’ll all be convinced.

BECK: Hello, America.

There are a few working parts to a puppet show.

There is the puppet master. Here. There is a stage. There’s the audience. There

are the strings to each puppet. And then there’s the story.

There is also why? Why is the story? Why is the show happening?

What is the puppet master?

What is his motivation? Is it for the money? Is it for entertainment? Is it

personal gain? What is it?

(Too bad Faserip got it all wrong and I’m really one of those reptillian/humanoid hybrids who is working with The Rothschilds and The Bilderberg Group to turn your children into our meat and sex slaves).

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