Crabmen

I have to admit that mirelurks (aka crabmen) are the awesome shit. I understand that one ought to shoot them in the face — shooting them elsewhere is usually a waste of ammo unless what you are shooting them with will blow them to bits.  Best served with lemon and butter, accompanied by a dry white wine. I like Pinot Grigiot, but I’ve been told my palette has all the refinement of an old boot sole, so ask your waiter.