Mutual Benefit

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I was originally going to call this “Mutual Admiration Society” but when I was drawing it I wrote “Mutual Benefit” instead. I don’t ask for these ideas; they just come to me.

Funny and true story: I was drawing this and Annie walked into the room and looked over my shoulder at the drawing. She said, “Ugh!” Then she asked, “Is that for (name of client redacted)?”

Me: “No.” (Laugh) “I can’t imagine (name of client redacted) paying me to draw this.”

Annie: “I can’t imagine anyone paying you to draw that.”

I could almost hear the ‘bu-dump-bump-tish.’


Wizard Duel

Here is a recent comission I completed for Goodman. The book in the lower RH corner and the cabinet in the upper LH corner have space for type.

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Goodman Games ‘Monster Alphabet’ Kickstarter!

Goodman Games has just announced the kickstarter for a ‘Monster Alphabet’ book by Jobe Bittman  – a companion book to Michael Curtis’ very popular ‘Dungeon Alphabet.’  It has random tables and ideas for monsters, much like ‘Dungeon Alphabet’ had random tables and ideas for dungeons.

I’m pleased to be a contributing artist on this project along with a lot of the same people who worked on ‘Dungeon Alphabet.’ Here is one of my illustrations:

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Human Sacrifice!

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I have been listening to Jon Ronson’s THEM as an audio book and just heard his account of sneaking into ‘Bohemian Grove’ to witness either a bunch of rich assholes getting drunk or a symbolic human sacrifice, depending on whom you ask… which helped me finish up this drawing of ritual sacrifice and mayhem for Venger Satanis’ Kickstarter book project. There are still 5 days left to get in on it as a sponsor.  The final product will include 11 B&W drawings by me in various sizes (including this one).


Edward Gorey

Would Edward Gorey even be able to find someone in the US willing to publish his work if he were working today? I grew up with Gorey’s books and loved the humor, his fantastic drawings and his weird characters… but somehow suspect that humorous references to pedophilia (like in the below limerick poem) or alphabet books about children getting killed in various tragicomic ways (The Gashlycrumb Tinies) just wouldn’t fly in 2015… but the actual children’s books I was given as a very young child were probably pretty sick by today’s standards*, so what the hell do I know?

The Proctor

*I grew up with books like Hoffmann’s Der Struwwelpeter or Busch’s Max und Moritz that claimed the high road by insisting that they portayed children being burned, maimed, attacked by animals, etc., in order to scare the little fuckers out of misbehaving. I don’t believe that they actually worked that way — looking at the picture of the kid who got his thumbs cut off or seeing Max & Moritz ground up in a mill probably got me MORE interested in what was dark and twisted rather than less.


Wound Man

Anyone who has been following OSR or DCC stuff on the internet has probably seen the medieval ‘wound man’ illustrations that people have been sharing. These are illustrations from old texts that show the many possible ways that people can get skewered, slashed, crushed, slit, etc.  Here is a 16th century ‘wound man’ illustration by Hans Von Gersdorff that I nicked off of wikipedia (click to make bigger):

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And here is another one I found somewhere on the net somewhere (I don’t know the artist in this case, click to see bigger):

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Lots of folks have suggested that these illustrations would make excellent random charts. Inspired by these fine ancient illustrations as well as some tables that I have been illustrating for one of Harley Stroh’s new adventures for Goodman Games, with a nod to the house rules of Paul Gorman from the Quickly-Quietly-Carefully blog, I drew up my own ‘wound man’ and divided him into regions. One can paste this illustration into the bottom of a shallow box and when horrible damage is scored, toss a d6 into the box… where the dice lands tells you if the injury is suffered to the leg, head, arm, etc., and the number that comes up on the dice tells you how serious the injury is.  I like ‘Quickly-Quietly-Carefully’ Paul’s idea that if the player character is knocked to 0 hit points, you let them roll on the ‘critical wound’ chart to survive death with a single hit point and horrible injury.  I think people call it a “drop dice” table because you drop dice on it to use it.

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I also included a version without text — print it out and add your own tables!

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Mutants versus Humans

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Who will win?


Explorers

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Selfie

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Everyone posts selfies these days. Rather than post a photo that tells you what I look like (which isn’t that interesting), I decided to post a picture of what I feel like since I have been coughing up mucus for the past 2 weeks… a drawing of someone being sucked into a monster’s maw where I used a picture of myself as reference material (for the guy being swallowed — not the monster).


Utzum the Mad Update, plus works in B&W

Pedro Gil of La Marca Del Este send me preview pdfs of the adventure I illustrated which has just been sent to the printers. The final title is, “La Cripta nefanda de Uztum el Maldito,” which I think translates to, “The Nefarious Crypt of Utzum the Mad” (my Spanish is pretty bad, though, so take my translation with a big spoon of salt). Here is the cover — looks pretty swell in a lurid, pulpy way if I may say so:

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In addition, I’ve been doing some B&W work to practice and develop my skills a little. These are done mostly with crow quill pen and brush on Bristol, with textures added with these fancy schmancy “manga” fine tip pens I bought at the art store. The first is a ‘future woman’ confronting a mutant:

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The second is an illustration of a story I am sort of mulling over in the back of my mind… it involves horrible monsters, eunuchs, slaves with exploding torture collars and hair-raising adventures… guess I should start to write this stuff down before I forget it all. What form (if any) this story will finally take is up in the air… I am not much of a writer… maybe it will just be some drawings and a brief outline at first.

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