Music and Salesmanship

Anyone else remember those pictures of Boris Yeltsin doing ‘The Funky Chicken?’ I can’t decide whether I like Boris more or less after seeing them — sort of the same feeling I got when watching our former President, George W. Bush, funk out with African drummers on the Whitehouse lawn.

Michelle Bachmann recently got taken to task by musician Tom Petty because her crew used his song, “American Girl,’ at one of her rallies. I’m not that familiar with Petty’s “American Girl” pop anthem, but, if memory serves, it’s lyrics might be a bit at odds with Bachmann’s Bible Beater values (something about “making it last all night” makes me think Petty’s American Girl is a bit of a libertine). But I guess since the song has ‘American’ in it, her team feels this gives it relevance. Plus Petty is probably popular with a demographic that doesn’t find much traction in her bible-thumpin’ ways. Anything to appear hip, I guess. But this is apparently just one of a growing number of cases in which a pop star has said to a political candidate, “Hey, stop using my song!”

I remember being a bit taken aback when I heard “London Calling” by the Clash being used to sell Jaguar cars on TV. The context in which I first heard that song seemed greatly at odds with the idea of a luxury automobile. As I recall, the ad just had a few strident guitar riffs and Joe Strummer barking out, “London Calling” and leaving out all those depressing lyrics about the end of the world… perhaps the admen thought that maybe the American ex-punker who had given up on revolution and gotten a career and was now rolling in it would feel the siren song of the half remembered dreams of his former self and head on down to the dealership and buy a really expensive car without really stopping to think about it. Devo as pitchmen for Honda scooters seemed a much better fit.

The world is just getting so fucking weird. Guy DeBord had no idea how right he was.


Cutting taxes on the Rich will not create Jobs

“Cutting taxes on the Rich will not create Jobs.”

The current economic voodoo requires we believe that if we cut taxes for the top 10% of earners, they will turn around and hire people to work for them. This is bullshit. Give a business owner more money in his pocket and he is unlikely to hire additional workers or buy more equipment unless there is a reason to increase output/capacity. The managers of Acme Widgets are always going to try to produce enough widgets to meet demand with the least number of workers possible. Adding capacity without demand will cause Acme to go broke.

The adherents of ‘supply side’ will argue that the owners of Acme might invest that extra million in a new business venture (perhaps starting Acme Services). They are unlikely to do so unless there is a market for whatever services Acme offers… and if the underemployed are not buying new widgets, they are unlikely to buy other items… so the smart bet is that Mr. Moneybags will put his money to work in the international money market. Unfortunately, if Mr. Moneybags increases his investment from 1 million to 2 million, it is unlikely that his bank will hire more tellers or security guards to work at the local branch. Increases in Mr. Moneybags’ portfolio will make his brokers and bankers happy, but will not require significant additional people working at the bank or brokerage. More money in the banks and in the market will only create jobs if there is something for all those employees to do.

One could also argue, I suppose, that Mr. Moneybags might spend his additional money on ostrich skin boots, gold plated toilets, ivory golf tees and similar trappings of wealth. And if you own a jewelry store on Rodeo Drive, perhaps the tax breaks are good for you. But luxury goods make a lousy basis for an economy simply because there is only a small number of people who can afford to buy such things.

The only way to create more jobs is to get the middle and lower classes spending again. This probably means things like raising the minimum wage and eliminating the Bush tax cuts would be a better strategy than the course of action chosen by both the Republicrats and Demmicans. The middle and lower classes (who make up more than 90% of the US population) tend to spend almost as much as they earn and will buy ice cream cones, cars, ipads, gasoline and similar items in greater numbers than the rich ever will, even though the rich may be willing to pay premium prices. Additional demand for all of these things will spur business growth and revenue for the state. Although under this scheme, the rich might have less money, they will actually be more inclined to increase the size of their pool of employees in the businesses they own because the demand will be there… and if the demand is there, the smart people will invest (and thus make more money for themselves). Money doesn’t cause business growth; demand does.


Palin says "Fuck U" to the Press, DCC RPG thoughts

I started this post with a thing about Sarah Palin not because I have anything important or intelligent to say, but only because I am trying to maintain my cred as a left leaning liberal retard who hates the party of tea. But Alaska’s decision to release emails requested by the press under FOIA from Palin’s brief time as Govenor in the form of documents printed on paper in boxes instead of just transferring them electronically is a pretty blatant FUCK YOU to the press and FOIA. Printing out emails? Who does that? Way to go, Alaska. You have put the ‘goober’ back into ‘gubernatorial.’

Interestingly, it took Alaska longer to comply with the FOIA request than Palin spent in office.

At least there were no crotch pictures.

In other news, have only just gotten started reading the DCC RPG (I’ve spent more time reading about other people reading the DCC RPG than I have spent reading the DCC RPG, which seems as stupid as distributing emails by printing them out and packing them in boxes instead of just, you know, keeping electronic communication electronic instead of punishing all those trees because of an incovenient FOIA request). One of the things I have been reading in a few of the other views on the DCC RPG is things that people don’t like because they are different from ‘regular’ D&D. I hope those ‘differences’ make it through beta and after the test period we get a game that might be even more different than D&D.


Random notes plus Insert Weiner joke here.

Congratulations to Pole and Rope / Michael Curtis on winning a “Three Castles” award for his Dungeon Alphabet book. As artist for “C is for Caves” and “X is for Xenophobia” in that project, I get a mini pat on the back as well with his win, but the real ‘congrats’ go to the author… and perhaps to Goodman Games for having turned Curtis’ blog posts into a book.

I thought I wanted to say something about John Edwards, Anthony Weiner, Dominic Strauss-Kahn, Schwartzenegger and all the other men of power and position who have gotten into trouble with their dicks in one way or another, but what would be the point? In response to being confronted with the image of a man’s crotch with penis at half mast covered by jockey shorts that was sent out by SOMEONE from his Twitter account, Weiner was moved to say, “I’m going to say that I can’t say with certitude it’s me or it’s not…” Dork. Really? Is this the issue of the day?

Observation: If you know even a little bit of German, the name ‘Weiner’ isn’t funny anymore since you realize that ‘Wein’ means ‘Vienna’ and therefore “Weiner” is just a name that means “from Vienna.” Then again, in German the word for thick is ‘dick,’ so have fun with it.

Further Ruminations: People in positions of power are usually quite weird. The little people don’t (and probably can’t) understand them. Stalin used to make Kruschev do animal imitations in cabinet meetings. Mao would simply announce to subordinates that he wanted to fuck their wives and they should send her over at such-and-such a time. I don’t know if these people start out weird and this helps them get to the top or the process of clawing their way to the top of the heap makes them that way… but on a scale of weirdness, sending underwear pics is probably pretty tame stuff.

In Boston, Sarah Palin, apropos of absolutely nothing, presented a rather muddled idea of basic history when she described the midnight ride of Paul Revere thusly:
“He who warned the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms, by ringing those bells, and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.”
Really? I’d try to tell her what is wrong with that bit of word salad but I don’t even know where to start. For the record, I don’t think she is stupid, I think she just does not give a fuck… which is probably worse.

Breaking news edit: The wizards of Wikipedia have been having trouble with Palin supporters editing the entry on Paul Revere in order to make it coincide with Sarah Palin’s version of the story. I can’t decide if this is hilarious or just depressing.

In other news, Dr. Jack Kevorkian (aka Dr. Death) died the other day… although details are sketchy, it does not appear to be suicide. Ironic, huh?


What is it with the "old and sick" killers?

Ratko Mladic, former Serbian gerneral, was recently arrested and moved to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes in Kosovo and Serbia during the war that took place in the late 1990s. After his recent arrest, the former general joins a long list of people accused of genocide and/or other atrocities who plead age, infirmity or ill health when their crimes finally catch up to them(a list that includes Pinochet of Chile, Franco of Spain, Mubarak of Egypt, Marcos of the Philippines and others).

It is ironic that a man like Mladic, who is known to have given the orders that resulted in Serbian soldiers shooting captives, raping women, shelling civilian targets, etc., would have his lawyer claim that due to his age and infirmity, it would be ‘cruel’ to to put the former General on trial. I hope the bastard rots in hell.


Memorial Day Musings

Today is Memorial Day, when we in the US are supposed to spend some time thinking about the sacrifices that soldiers have made in the wars over the years (and also attend car races, drink beer and have bar-b-ques).

My grandfather on my mother’s side was not an American soldier; he was in the German Cavalry in World War 1 and an officer in WW2, but he is usually the one I think of when I muse over military history.

(If it matters, he is not one of the three men in the picture at right — in fact that is a picture of cavalry from WW2… I just think standing up to shoot from the saddle is a neat trick — those must be some well trained horses).

Following Germany’s surrender at the end of WW1, my grandfather ended up as a P.O.W. in France (where he nearly starved to death; he and all of his fellow prisoners traded all of their personal belongings for bread). Following WW2, my grandfather ended up in American hands, and, since he was an officer, he was transported to the US for debriefing and captivity following surrender. Interestingly, despite having been a member of the defeated opposition, my grandfather came away from the experience with a positive view of the Americans. He said that the Americans had treated everyone very fairly and great efforts were made by the men who ran the P.O.W. camps to insure that the prisoners were well fed and well treated (the same could not be said for many of the soldiers, particularly the Soviets, who ended up as prisoners in German camps).

Though there is evidence of some atrocities were committed against German prisoners in WW2, the US was relatively magnanimous in victory (on the other hand, I have a great uncle who spent several years as a captive of the Soviets following WW2 and he tells a very different story). And the Germany that my grandfather returned to after his captivity was different, politically and culturally, than the one he left (and probably much for the better since the US has counted on Germany as a military partner rather than an opponent ever since). I think creating an ally out of a defeated enemy in Europe helped secure a relative peace for following generations. The US offered defeated Germany a measure of safety from the Soviets (well, West Germany, anyway).

Maybe ‘Memorial Day’ shouldn’t just be about the past, however. I look at the news from places like Afghanistan and Iraq and wonder how the US will succeed in converting these people from enemies to friends. We don’t seem to be having much success at that and our efforts seem much more piecemeal. Unfortunately, this means that these wars just continue, despite ‘surges’ and declarations of troop withdrawals and banners that read, “Mission Accomplished.” I don’t get the sense that there is a large number of Iraqis or Afghans who see America as an ally or see American intervention as a ‘net positive.’ I got the sense from relatives who had fought for Germany in WW2 that they regarded Hitler’s rule as a national failure, and although erasing that was unrealistic, they at least wanted to try to make up for it and be a very different nation in the future. I think America created that process of turning former enemies into allies not only by helping to rebuild and delivering needed food and supplies, but also by presenting a coherent vision of peace in Europe and a new Germany as a part of that peace rather than just giving the Germans the role of a defeated enemy. The Marshall plan may not have been perfect, but it was a plan and if there is a plan for Iraq and Afghanistan (and now Pakistan and Syria and other points on the map), then I don’t know what it is.

I just don’t see how the US efforts in the ‘epicenter of current troubles’ is going to result in creating a stable democracy in any of these places. If there is a plan, I don’t see it or understand it. I don’t have suggestions, but don’t feel that either the Bush Whitehouse nor the Obama Whitehouse has presented a coherent explanation of what we hope to accomplish and when. Too many half measures and bad compromises and a war in Iraq that we should probably not have started in the first place add up to a chaos where the weak get abused by the strong and the resentments pile up— all of this make me wonder how many more graves are we going to need to dig before the next Memorial Day rolls around?


BOBBY JINDAL RELEASES BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Stop the presses!

Govenor of Louisianna, Bobby Jindal, the “Curry Kid” of Baton Rouge and apparent future Presidential candidate has released his birth certificate without even being asked!

Way to hit it out of the park, Bobby! You have a bright future ahead of you!

Interestingly, it seems that Bobby’s mother was 3 months pregnant with Bobby when she came to the US to study at Louisianna State University, making me wonder if, in the name of consistency, all the FOX news commentators who go on about people of other ethnicities coming to the US to drop their ‘Anchor Babies’ to get free citizenship for their kids will apply the same term to Jindal… or is an ‘Anchor Baby’ only an ‘Anchor Baby’ if he or she grows up to vote Democrat?

As far as doubts about Jindal’s citizenship, I am glad he laid them to rest early. (sarcasm)Too bad he’s a radical Muslim who wants to enforce Sharia law in the US!(/sarcasm)

Osama Bin Laden 1957-2011

I’m willing to bet that everyone knows that Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda leader and mastermind behind the 9-11 terrorist attacks, was killed the other day by US forces in Pakistan.

If the news analysis sources that I have been reading are correct, apparently Bin Laden had lost much of his popular appeal in the middle-east and was considered a bit of a liability by his terrorist peers because of his high profile. Despite being unusually tall (6’6″), needing the help of a cane to get around and poor health (that some sources say he required dialysis treatments), Bin Laden managed to evade US forces for about 10 years. He was finally found (and killed)in a walled villa in Abbottabad, Pakistan, just blocks away from an important Pakistani officer’s training school. Abbottabad is apparently a town popular with tourists for it’s beautiful climate, lush vegetation and luxury restaurants, so the fact that Bin Laden was living there (a rather conspicuous location), rather than in a cave up in the mountains of Afghanistan (as those who follow US news reports had always been told), is somewhat embarassing for both the Americans and their allies (who spent so long fruitlessly looking for him in all of the wrong places) and the Pakistani Government (who were assuring the US and her allies of cooperation while harboring known enemies like Bin Laden).

Maybe it hasn’t sunk in yet, but I’m surprised at how little I feel about the end of this chapter of American History even though I have been along for the whole ride… both when Bin Laden was a US “ally” as a leader of the Mujahadeen fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan under Presidents Reagan and Carter and when he became our enemy after 9-11. If any one person’s name was to be given as a ‘reason’ for commiting US forces wars in Afgahanistan and Iraq, it would probably be Bin Laden (with Saddam Hussein in second place).

I think the problem is that I don’t think Bin Laden’s death solves much of anything (in contrast, Hitler’s death by suicide did seem to bring ‘closure’ to WW2 in Europe; although Nazi Germany was effectively defeated, the Germans did not officially surrender until after Hitler was dead). Although President Obama is now talking about more troop withdrawls from Afghanistan, I don’t think Afghanistan (or Iraq) are any closer to being stable countries where the rule of law prevails and the citizens can count on anything close to a stable life than they were before Bin Laden was killed. Perhaps I’m just jaded. Perhaps there have already been too many declarations of ‘mission accomplished’ and victory in the middle east, and then we woke up the next morning and things were just as fucked up as they were the night before.

A lot of the people who were just kids when we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan 10+ years ago are now adults, and many of them, rightly or wrongly, think of the US and the west as the agressors, the invaders, the bullies. Their countries are fucked up, broken down and burned out and the toilets don’t work, there isn’t much on the supermarket shelves, the water isn’t safe to drink unless you boil it, most of the people don’t have work, gunmen and bandits wander the streets and shit blows up all of the time — both Iraq and Afghanistan, despite efforts to the contrary, are breeding grounds for discontent.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not shedding any tears over the death of Bin Laden. He was an evil man who orchestrated mass casualty attacks on civilians (including his own people). He was also fucking weird — he claimed to love bulldozers, bombs, guns and genetically engineered plants and hated music and ‘luxuries’ like cold drinking water because his particular interpretation of a religiously based revolutionary culture. He thought music and cold water were decadent luxuries that made people happy and cooperative and less likely to fight for his cause. But I fear that there are a lot of other charismatic terrorist leaders who have stepped up to take his place (although the US public may not know their names yet). Afghanistan and Iraq don’t seem to have benefited enough from the trillions of dollars and thousands of lives that the US and her allies have poured in there (although the defense industry and the Government subcontractors certainly have done well). And we don’t even know how many Iraquis and Afghanis have died in the past ~10 years.

Given the amount of effort expended measured in dollars and blood shed, shouldn’t things be much better now?


The Emperor has a Comb-over!

I’d like to congratulate the mainstream media outlets on finally having found the courage to say that ‘The Donald’ is full of shit. Like here. And here. And here. In my opinion, the best high-level analysis I’ve seen of the whole kerfuffle is in The Christian Science Monitor. Even David Letterman, a barometer of ‘middle America’ if ever there was one, is done with The Donald.

And I just find myself wondering, “What took you guys so long?”

My beef, however, is less with Trump (who is a self promoting blowhard to the core) and more with the media who do not seem to feel the need to do anything other than ‘feed the beast’ and sell advertising time. And when I say, “Feed the Beast” I mean that the mainstream media outlets don’t seem to follow any other dictum in deciding what to put onscreen other than, “If it bleeds it leads.” Even if the ‘bleeding’ is just a fatuous real-estate developer with an outsize ego running his mouth and attempting to stoke up controversy to promote his ‘reality’ show and engage in his public displays of masturbatory self admiration while stoking racism tinged conspiracy theories that lead nowhere other than into a self perpetuation news cycle where the same story returns, again and again, like the killer in a series of brain-dead slasher films.

Perhaps if someone like Donald Trump wants to make stupid statements about Obama’s birth certificate, it is “news.” But why does it have to be reported witht he same gravity and given the same level of coverage as our two wars in the Middle East or the US budget? Why have the major media outlets given self promoting, ‘personal memoir’ writing, reality show starring media whores like Trump and Palin and all the rest so much airtime and softball questions with cozy brown-nosing television personalities? Why can’t we have a sense of proportion? Why do we need these perrenial ‘junk stories’ clouding the view of more serious matters? Why can’t more producers at NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, etc., say to themselves, “Okay, let’s take 5 minutes for the bullshit stories after we get done with Afghanistan, the Budget, North Korea and jobs…

It’s not a matter of the media ‘playing politics.’ I don’t think asking the media to have a “sense of proportion” is asking too much. Nobody likes bad news; that doesn’t mean that we don’t need to hear it… especially when it is something we may need to deal with.


Royal Pain

I don’t enjoy attending the weddings of people I know so why does anyone think I would be interested in the wedding of two people I don’t know?

That said, I wish I could get a Pez dispenser with my own head on it.

If I were English, I suppose I would enjoy the paid day off.